YES! IN JUST ONE MONTH THEY HAVE:

• changed the name of The Mexican Hat Dance to The American Hat Dance! – PROMISE KEPT!
• dramatically lowered the cost of groceries! – PROMISE KEPT!
• dramatically lowered the cost of health care by eliminating health care cost-cutting programs! – PROMISE KEPT!
• dramatically lowered the cost of gasoline! – PROMISE KEPT!
• energy and electricity costs cut in half! – PROMISE KEPT!
• Changed the name of the Mexican-American War to the American-American War! PROMISE KEPT!
• stopped the war in Ukraine in 24 hours! – PROMISE KEPT!
• heroic cop stompers released from prison! – PROMISE KEPT!
• eliminated subsidies for federal teat-sucking rice, wheat and soybean farmers! – PROMISE KEPT!
• made rural America great by eliminating funding for Rural Community Health Centers! – PROMISE KEPT!
• expanded opportunities for rural America by eliminating rural small business loans! – PROMISE KEPT!
• gave us more choices by letting banks and savings and loans jack up overdraft charges on us! – PROMISE KEPT!
• purchased Greenland! – PROMISE KEPT!
• stopped ebola testing of travelers to the U.S. coming from Uganda, where there is a deadly ebola outbreak! – PROMISE KEPT!
• rained “holy hell” on Gaza because the hostages were not released by January 20! – PROMISE KEPT!
• improved public health by cutting cancer research! – PROMISE KEPT!
• restored a sense of adventure to dining by eliminating food inspectors! – PROMISE KEPT!
• fired air traffic controllers while planes fell from the sky! – PROMISE KEPT!
• fired black generals for being black! – PROMISE KEPT!
• strengthened America by trying to eliminate our intelligence & counterintelligence agencies, cutting nuclear security forces and eliminating organizations that investigate espionage by enemies here! – PROMISE KEPT!
• drastically cut inflation! – PROMISE KEPT!
• cut violent crime by firing crime fighters fighting violent crime! – PROMISE KEPT!
• released all the Epstein Files! – PROMISE KEPT!
• paying off our debt by raising the debt ceiling and preparing to renew tax cuts for millionaires that will deliver $4.5 trillion in debt! – PROMISE KEPT!
• added 17 million jobs! (actually, Biden did that but we’re stealing the credit) – PROMISE KEPT!
• bullied gay and trans Americans because they are gay and trans! – PROMISE KEPT!
• fired government employees who make sure drugs, food additives and medical devices are safe! – PROMISE KEPT!
• removed our pandemic defenses again! – PROMISE KEPT!
• thanked veterans for their service to our country by firing 1,000 people at the VA and planning to cut 80,000 more! – PROMISE KEPT!
• Gave access to our personal records to a teenager whose work history includes getting fired for leaking company secrets to a competitor! – PROMISE KEPT!
• fired hundreds of disaster relief employees during massive disaster recovery efforts in North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and Virginia! – PROMISE KEPT!
• rooted out fraud and corruption by firing investigators of fraud and corruption! – PROMISE KEPT!
• defied commands by that idiot Jesus Christ by being cruel to migrants, even though it means going straight to hell! – PROMISE KEPT!
• allowed federal contractors to discriminate on the basis of race again! – PROMISE KEPT!
• renamed the U.S.-Mexico border the U.S.-U.S. border! – PROMISE KEPT!
• convinced Putin to stop Russian state-controlled media from showing pictures of Melania engaged in XXX hot girl-girl action! – PROMISE KEPT!
• changed the name of Mexican jumping beans to American jumping beans! – PROMISE KEPT!
  
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