Here’s the joke:
One of Trump’s newly appointed advisors was in the Oval Office with him and asked:
“Mr. President, sir, so how are you liking your new Cabinet?
He scratched his head, looked bewildered and didn’t answer.
Then, after the advisor left, Trump was seen aimlessly wandering the halls of the White House for hours, visibly disturbed.
The next day, still very upset, he called the advisor and said:
“I looked everywhere and I can’t find that cabinet. Where is it?”
Here’s the joke:
Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins, suggested that we could mitigate the egg crisis by importing eggs from foreign countries. J. D. Vance then spoke up and commented that he’d had delicious eggs for breakfast on a trip to Scotland. Trump immediately ordered 10 million Scotch eggs.
Here’s the joke:
Secretary of Health & Human Services RFK, Jr. comes down with the flu next winter because he failed to allow the CDC to authorize a 2025 flu vaccine. The really funny part is that 10 million Americans also come down with flu and some die, for lack of a vaccine.
Here’s the joke:
Secretary of Defense Peter Hegseth halts all American military attempts to detect and cancel Russian cyber spying, with the result that Russian hackers gain access to all USA military secrets including our nuclear codes.
Here’s the joke:
Secretary of Education Linda McMahon follows Trump’s orders to shut down and eliminate the Dept. of Education, as a result of which the schools of Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Florida and West Virginia get even worse.
Here’s the joke:
Trump has named himself chairman of the board of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and has immediately banned any drag performances. As a result, the Kennedy Center will never be able to present Shakespeare’s THE MERCHANT OF VENICE, TWELFTH NIGHT, AS YOU LIKE IT or ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, nor the brilliant classic comedy CHARLIE’S AUNT, nor the Broadway musical LA CAGES AUX FOLLES.
No, it isn’t funny. There is a distinct agenda behind it all. Trump intends to break as much as he can and hopefully beyond repair. He is looking for ways to get his hands on the US Treasury. He wants to usher in a new guilded age, where things are great for the billionaire class, but pretty much suck for everyone else. How much it sucks gets worse as you slide down the wealth scale. I guess the average life expectancy of Americans is still too high for the rich to get as rich as they really want to be.
The vast majority of Trump’s Cabinet picks are unqualified for the jobs they have been tapped for and they’re all butt kissing loyalists and “true believers”. The goal is for Trump to be able to consolidate power under himself and those Cabinet picks, with a few exceptions, will happily commit crimes for Trump.
The exceptions include Marco Rubio, he is probably the easiest to confirm.
Scott Bessnet is actually qualified for the job. The stock market breathed a big sigh of relief when he was chosen .
Sean Duffy at DOT will probably be an easy confirmation, he is a former Congressman.
Elise Steffanick as Ambassador to the UN is easy. The US often has someone who isn’t all that UN friendly in the post under a Republican President.
The very least qualified are the ones placed in public health positions. Yes, some of them are technically doctors, but they’re actually quacks. Dr Oz used to be a real doctor until he sold his sould for money. None of them can be trusted with public health and the very least qualified is RFK Jr.
