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If Superman is hunting you and you can assemble four Avengers to stop him, who do you pick and why?

This guy?

Aight. First. I got the king of Wakanda, T’Challa. Why? Because he has trained his

entire life to face the unknown. He has an immense empire of the strongest metal in the world. He’s one of the best strategist in the MCU. He taunted GALACTUS.

No doubt he will have a strategy to take down the Man of Steel.

#2. Thor

When Thor first got Stormbreaker in Infinity War, he was the strongest he had ever been. He has the endurance, strength, and a badass weapon to end Superman.

#3 Doctor Strange

All of Strange’s abilities to cast spells and summon magic come from the Vishanti gods who grant him these abilities. Being a Divine Conduit means he is able to use the Crimson Bands Of Cyttorak, Mists of Munnopor and other powerful spells. Safe to say he’s strong

#4. Scarlett Witch

Do I need to say anything? No!


I’m only bringing the Hulk, though not for the reasons you’d suspect.

If Superman is hunting me, then let’s be honest with ourselves, it’s more likely because I’ve done something wrong rather than Superman deciding he just wants to start killing random dudes.

The jig is up, I’ve always known my controversial anime opinions would get me killed one day, and we all know death is the only suitable punishment for such crimes as thinking Goku isn’t powerful enough to destroy the entire multiverse with a single clap of his ass cheeks.

So, before Superman rightfully enacts the vengeance of God himself upon my pasty, frail white boy booty, I’d like to at least watch a cool fight before I die.

(art credits; Pencil: José Luís / Ink: Claudiney Dias / Colors: PH Gomes)

Ah yes, how splendorous, look at them go! Even if Hulk wins another hero will be sent to atomise me and my villainous ways. My death is inevitable, but the show I get to see before my demise?


I will based the answer on best version of them in movies (MCU and DCEU), not comics.

Super Man is basically a overpowered beast inside a humble man. Nobody wants to piss him. So, if Super Man is pissed off and after me, i’ll be pulp in seconds. Who, among Marvel heroes, can i ask to guard me from him?

I will need a Powerhouse, a Sorcerer, a Witch, and a Godly Alien.

Captain Marvel be the one to goes toe to toe with The Man of Steel. She got strength, speed, flight, energy blast from The Space Stone, and guts, to punch him in the face. This is the chick who got a head bump from The Mad Titan, Thanos without even a blink.

Next in line would be The Sorcerer Supreme himself. Master of Mystic Arts have many tricks in his disposal that can either distract, subdue, confuse, and even banish Super Man, while keep me from harm at the same time. Even if somehow those are not enough to stop supes, The Time Stone can and will do the job.

Scarlett Witch got her super powers from The Mind Stone. A combination of telekinetic and telepathy at least will hold Super Man for some time. If she is mad, she can tear supes apart to pieces.

And the last but not the least :

This version of Thor can decapitate supes if he think it’s necessary. He got strength, endurance, lightning, and weapon to kill Super Man. While the other three stun Super Man in place, a swing of Strombreaker will split the head from the body.

Now let’s bring another customer.

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